Lady Gaga

"While i was DANCING IN THE DARK, someone called my TELEPHONE. it was those BOYS BOYS BOYS from the WONDERFUL, MONSTER ball the other night. The boy named ALEJANDRO showed me his TEETH. I was SO HAPPY I COULD DIE. I was still so SPEECHLESS when he asked me to JUST DANCE. Later on, we left, surrounded by PAPARAZZI and we sat under a CHRISTMAS TREE. I was so STARSTRUCK! I've been with my PAPER GANGSTA for a while now and his BROWN EYES are the FASHION of my life... EH EH, NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY. "